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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol



fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

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i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters


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team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

Basic bathroom mirror selfie. I’m a genius how come no one thought of this before?
to the boy that never takes his shirt off while fucking:

I can smell the weed on your skin
And all I can think about is
If you don’t love me
Why is your shirt on the floor?


lemme finger u under the table when we have dinner w ur parents

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Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her 10 word story (via bl-ossomed)

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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation Monica Drake- Clown Girl  (via tropicalrainstorm)

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